Aspiring Steel Magnolia.
+ 20 + Theatre Extraordinaire + Masters Degree in Bitchology +
+ Kiss of Death + Relationship Therapist +

snorlaxatives:

why the fuck does everyone in the purge movies want to kill people if crime was legal i’d find a way to erase my student debt and also probably steal a bunch of new clothes

(via dragonfiretwistedwire)

slayboybunny:

dont ask me for relationship advice because i will always just tell you to break up w/ them and throw their shit in a dumpster because i do not understand the concept of allowing anyone to treat you poorly this is a zero tolerance zone 

(via dragonfiretwistedwire)

hun
— a 40 year old waitress at a truck stop diner and no one else (via officialunitedstates)

(via prettygrrrl)

I’m really proud of myself!! I made two phone calls to strangers and didn’t sound like a dweeb!! And I went to pep boys and ordered my tail light and wasn’t super anxious and had real conversations!! Whoo go me! Good job tree!

cutedeadgxrl:

I didn’t know I was lonely ‘til I saw your face. 

(via burdge)

Today I had an encounter with *~*~~*non fandom people*~*~*~ 

It was painful. 

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I’m 100% done with this class and it literally has not started yet. 

Also I did the week’s homework already entirely in quill and ink because i have the supplies and if i have to do homework it is going to be fun and olde timey god damn it.